I'm glad to see you joined us today. You never quite know how many people are going to pull themselves out of the longbox bins to read an article about music collectibles here. But you were different. For that, I salute you.

Not only that, but I am also going to dress you. By the time we finish this article, dependant upon (1.) the number of dollars in your bank account, and (2.) the level of your resolve to live fast and never die, you're going to leave here dressed from head to toe in the Garments of the Gods.

Now, this auction closes its early bidding within the next 12 hours, so we need to move fast.

Let's start at the feet. Try these on for size -

1964 The Beatles Sneakers by Wing Dings w/ Original Box

This item currently has 4 bids and sits at $140. People low-key want these. Not an expensive way to start this makeover. But, we can do better. Plus, there is no way to ascertain the actual size of these. There's a few markings on the side of the box. Check them out if you like. Definitely pass the Fab Test. Let's continue and see what we can do about a nice suit.

Well, well, well. What have we got here.

1963 John Lennon The Beatles Stage Worn D.A. Millings & Son Custom Made Suit

We know exactly what we are looking at here. This suit needs little introduction. The only thing you need if you land this legendary piece of rock and roll history is a proper haircut for a good lad. Now, if you're interested in making a move, the current single bid is $25,000, which doesn't seem like such a bad price to pay for something that without question belongs in the most prestigious rock and roll museums. If you can raise a higher bid, it'll go in your wardrobe instead. The case and mannequin are not included. John Lennon's sweat stains in the armpits, however, are.

I know, I know, this is possibly a bit much. We weren't expecting to walk away in something quite so dapper. Instead, I'm going to assume you have some groovy slacks of your own, and we're gonna sprinkle on some King of Pop.

Circa 1970s Michael Jackson Stage-Worn, Signed, Inscribed Boyd Clopton Psychedelic Long Sleeve Jackson 5 Era Shirt

Yes! And I feel this would pair quite nicely with those shoes above. Of course, let's also not forget about the suit above. We don't want to let that gem get away and slip in to some private collection. We definitely want that. But this shirt here is what we want to be wearing out tonight.

We'll be moonwalking with a few others on the auction floor before we can guarantee this is ours though. After 17 bids the current value sits at $4,750. Buckle up on this one, I predict a wild finish on this. It's MJ baby.

Okay, maybe I was wrong about finding a full outfit here. It's tougher than I thought. But what about the accessories? I bet you look great in what you already own. But would you look even nicer in George Harrison's sunglasses!?

George Harrison Personally Worn Sunglasses - Attributed to Use on the back of Cover of Beatles' Revolver Album

Maybe I shouldn't have shown you these, maybe I should have. I really want to place a bid on these. George was my favorite Beatle. However, $3,000 for these personally owned green-tinted glasses is gonna take a lot of sun, if you know what I mean.

Where were we? Right, we were edging closer to the jewels. All the way down to the fingertips. What better way to celebrate your love of rock and roll than flashing real gold from a true American king.

Elvis Presley Personally Worn and Owned 14K Black Star Sapphire Diamond Ring

Currently sitting at $5,500 with 12 bids, this 14K black star sapphire and diamond ring is the final piece of your rock ‘n roll rebirth. It’s big, it’s bold, and it once wrapped around the finger of Elvis freaking Presley. You slip this on, and suddenly the world knows—you don’t just collect music history, you wear it.

But before you vanish into the night like a leather-clad legend, don’t forget to check out the rest of the auction lineup. There are signed guitars up for grabs. And you won’t believe the kind of provenance some of these instruments carry. Whether you're a player or a purist, these are statement pieces for any wall or stage.

And if your walls are bare, this auction is packed with posters from every era.

So, are you ready to live fast and never die? The clock’s ticking. Head to Goldin Auctions to check out the rest of the selection.